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ComMeNeMoMo
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ComMeNeMoMo : If you wanna get with me, theres some things you gotta know. I like my beats fast and my bass down low ~

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Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (4256)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States



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