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ColtonP68
  • Town/Country : Iowa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 120
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ColtonP68 : All I really have to say is that I'm pretty laid back. Message me with any other questions.

"If someone asks a dumb question, I feel obligated to give a sarcastic answer."
"If you want me to stop being such a smart-ass, simply stop being such a dumb-ass."

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Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML

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