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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 June 1994 (18 years)
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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)



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