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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1995 (19 years)
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About Colourless_blur : I'm a cool Girl who likes manga and anime, I'm on a media btec course :3

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Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML


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On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman cummed in an ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would lyk to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, an told me she wasn't fat, an how rude I was fir calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. mega FML


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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah dad asked me if i started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later he finds mah stash of cigarettes under mah bed. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 10:42pm - misc - by bbbeast (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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