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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 241
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Colourless_blur : I'm a cool Girl who likes manga and anime, I'm on a media btec course :3

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Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

#20887597
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (3495)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman cummed in an ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would lyk to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, an told me she wasn't fat, an how rude I was fir calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40003) - you deserved it (4280)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah dad asked me if i started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later he finds mah stash of cigarettes under mah bed. FML

#4092385
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7729) - you deserved it (121443)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:42pm - misc - by bbbeast (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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