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Colourless_blur
  • Town/Country : Coventry, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Colourless_blur : I'm a cool Girl who likes manga and anime, I'm on a media btec course :3

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Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33856) - you deserved it (3055)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36034) - you deserved it (3953)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad asked me if i started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later he finds my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5889) - you deserved it (110122)

On 07/27/2009 at 10:42pm - misc - by bbbeast (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91362) - you deserved it (28438)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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