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Colorguardlife_t
  • Town/Country : Mississippi, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Colorguardlife_t : Over it.

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Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41408) - you deserved it (10661)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet. This went on for a while due to an upset stomach. I later walked into the living room only to find my parents and a few of their friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyed from laughing so much. FML

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14356) - you deserved it (1511)

On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25072) - you deserved it (4518)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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