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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ColonelFML : Hey, you can call me Colonel. I have been part of FML for about a year or two. I play Rugby and Water Polo and I'm a senior at my high school.

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