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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 March 1997 (18 years)
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A LITTLE GRL AT MA WORK AD AN ACCIDENT . SE ASKED ME TO ELP ER CANGE AN AS SE WAS CANGING SE STUCK ER AND IN ER VAGINA TO MAKE SURE ALL TE ( PEEPEE WAS GONE ) . SE TEN PUT TAT SAME AND ON MA FACE TO BALANCE ERSELF AS SE FINISED CANGING . FML

#1949482
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58772) - you deserved it (3565)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by thisreallyhappened (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter walked in on mah husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
188 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When u die can we get a cat?" mega FML

#1927832
136 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave mah 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

#1885333
273 comments

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On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk an flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried an peed. FML

#1873623
244 comments

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On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I was babysitting a raally bratty littla grl. Sha cummd an cuddld up on tha couch so I took it as an apology. I faal aslaap whila sha was sitting with ma an whan I woka up sha had pad on ma. Sha lockd harsalf in har room an was laughing about paaing on ma for discipling har. FML

#1861801
134 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took mah mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, mah little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper cuz he wantd to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colord in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." mega FML

#1807678
84 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got yur bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. looool Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
267 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

looool Today , my coworker sent an email to thehole company asking us to fill in a survey !! I've been secretly seieng her for two months , so I respondd with "sure thing baby , an by the way I ran out of condoms , can u bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all !! FML

#1489394
88 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met ma paternal grandfater 4 te frst time. I’ve spent te last tree monts tracking im down. I pourd ma eart out and told about ow muc tis meant to me. He told me I ad a nice rack and askd 4 a cigarette. FML

#1475511
137 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met ma paternal grandfater 4 te frst time. I’ve spent te last tree monts tracking im down. I pourd ma eart out and told about ow muc tis meant to me. He told me I ad a nice rack and askd 4 a cigarette. FML

#1475511
137 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Babysitting A Four Year Old. He Was Mad And Began Hitting Me. I Told Him To Use His Words Not His Fists When He's Mad. He Then Began Telling Me How Much He Hated Me And That I Should Go Die And Never Come Back. FML

#1474084
105 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 9:34pm - kids - by GirlinGreen - United States (Washington)



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