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ColeJ_7
  • Town/Country : nashport, ohio
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 413
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About ColeJ_7 : water ski, snowboard, play baseball, steelers fan, ride dirt bikes, like to party

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (4757)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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