Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Cole912

Search for a member

Cole912

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 651
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cole912 : im shy and cool

Cole912's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Cole912's favorite FMLs

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

#5187639
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51468) - you deserved it (3096)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

#5180905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12267) - you deserved it (35922)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:23am - love - by suzanneallen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18984) - you deserved it (4116)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

#627
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (4884)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29451) - you deserved it (1595)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (20912)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21116) - you deserved it (15808)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18160) - you deserved it (1939)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6223) - you deserved it (33063)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17365) - you deserved it (3334)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24995) - you deserved it (1967)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8606) - you deserved it (28151)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44090) - you deserved it (2403)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24673) - you deserved it (5480)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18809) - you deserved it (4324)

On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: