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Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43655) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "hon", "darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42853) - you deserved it (5283)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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