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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About ColCyclone : I don't know what fucks are or what they mean I don't know why this site looks like a dating app I don't...

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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML


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Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML


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