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Coffeehound

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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Coffeehound : Taken by the lovely missmorggan (:

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Visits<b>missmorggan</b> - 7 hours ago<b>kkorn051212</b> - yesterday at 10:44pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - yesterday at 1:28pm<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 2:56pm<b>Rebecca_917</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 2:09pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:41pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:27am<b>Prerogative</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:05am<b>poiuipop</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:24am<b>MiLM</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 2:39am<b>mxgirl1998</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:03am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:09am<b>Donutposse</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:24am<b>sam882</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:32pm<b>LZ8448</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:55am<b>lil_c_03</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 8:32pm<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:20pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:39am

Fucked!<b>Rebecca_917</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:10pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:40am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:04pm<b>anumakhlaq</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:58pm<b>BeautifulLiesx</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 11:53pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:44pm<b>soullyfe</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 11:20am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:31am<b>coried91</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 8:22pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 8:33am<b>cheeology</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 3:07am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:30am<b>hallieee</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 2:04am<b>Anais457</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 8:48pm<b>leafaye</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 8:14pm<b>demi94</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 7:34pm<b>jayy1234</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 1:05am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 12:52am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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Coffeehound's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML



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