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Coffeehound

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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Coffeehound : Feel free to kik me. Username is sabatikus

Coffeehound's page activity

Visits<b>maenaze</b> - yesterday at 11:05pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:50pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:09pm<b>JustMe1600</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 12:02pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:36pm<b>lola4455</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 8:56pm<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:40am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:31pm<b>ginnylin</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:17pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 5:15pm<b>paytenmarie</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:15pm<b>steelman917</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:13pm<b>lulubelles</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:29am<b>validatethis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:36pm<b>cristinewest</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:42pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:21pm

Fucked!<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 8:51am<b>paytenmarie</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:52pm<b>validatethis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:30am<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:47pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:21pm<b>bambi1989</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:01pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:07am<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:20pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:17am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:41am<b>shellybug_</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:16am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:54pm<b>cloes</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:59pm<b>sam882</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:32pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:02pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:31am<b>ElleHarding2701</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:07pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:11am

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Coffeehound's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML



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