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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 155
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

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