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Taday I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, ( I already knew that babe. ) FML

#20745866
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49607) - you deserved it (8754)

On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Taday I usd a public restroom. I saw my sister's soes walk into te stall next to me, so I gave er a little nudge wit my foot. We ten nudgd eac oter until I walkd out and saw a omeless man wit te same soes as my sister. He ten trid to old my and. mega FML

#20745749
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26101) - you deserved it (40540)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was stuck in a room with a manho was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the light out cuz it was 'stressing out his flies. FML

#17546019
72 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML

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119 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with mah dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said ( dad that couch is for lyk a midget. ) I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , at te restaurantere I work , I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting te table , I was deciding between saying ( Can I get you anyting to drink? ) and ( Can I start you off wit someting? ) My actual greeting? ( Can I get you ladies looool off? ) FML

#243465
77 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

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28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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