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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CodySmith : Boats and hoes

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Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22076) - you deserved it (101008)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52647) - you deserved it (8310)

On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18105) - you deserved it (51590)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39317) - you deserved it (64992)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (15436)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

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