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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 784
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CodieMotionless : My name's Codie.
I'm sixteen, Junior in high school.
I'm friendly..sometimes.
I have a band, I play bass and do backing vocals (screams/growls)
You can figure out the rest.

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Fucked!<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:20am

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Friday 5 February 2016

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