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Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21197) - you deserved it (49707)

On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

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81 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
180 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

#20192045
269 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27am - kids - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

#19368838
112 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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78 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
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On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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92 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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261 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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528 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States



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