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CockAsian

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1161
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CockAsian : Yes, I'm white. Came up with my name as a play on words. I don't take everything seriously so don't be offended by anything I say.
I'm a small grammar nazi. I only go 'fo da ppl who tlk lyke dis.' I don't go for the people who make slight errors, because let's be real people, everyone makes mistakes and there is auto correct!

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CockAsian's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15357) - you deserved it (26507)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (6184)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (3580)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada



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