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About CocaColaPepsi : I know, awesome profile pic right? Who for you think will win? My goal as an FML reader is to be first comment on any FML and not get down rated! and one day I will meet that goal, and then I'll have a party to celebrate after I accomplish my next goal, getting friends to invite to my party after I finish my first goal, I'm an odd little child. I'm athletic, best sports running, swimming, and rock climbing (yes rock climbing counts as a sport) I love drawing, painting, sculpting, basicly anything that has to do with art!Please understand when reading my comments I am new to your planet (only landed last week!) also, I do not support what we are going to do "earth" but its just a job.Congradulations you have learned about me as much as I'm willing to share with a mere mortal! (I'm also a goddess)
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Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Friday 19 December 2014