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CobaltRaccoon
  • Town/Country : Montz, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
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About CobaltRaccoon : I don't do much I like cool weather,love cats,and dogs I have my own raccoon, her name is Katie.

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Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10343) - you deserved it (50206)

On 09/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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On 05/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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