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Cml3996
  • Town/Country : Cumming, Ga, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cml3996 : I'm a pretty relaxed type of guy, and i like to read FML's after a long day at school for a quick laugh(: Feel free to message me!

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Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15155) - you deserved it (6433)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6642) - you deserved it (24251)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (6478)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (3480)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39021) - you deserved it (5320)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39295) - you deserved it (5244) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52891) - you deserved it (12610)

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