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Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my bosses office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him he had a new message. FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (3081)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200m from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door I peed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16574) - you deserved it (36331)

On 08/20/2009 at 7:02am - misc - by anon9876542 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
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I agree, your life sucks (208168) - you deserved it (10117)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58367) - you deserved it (7788)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83352) - you deserved it (23675)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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