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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40035) - you deserved it (3811)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
294 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
154 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

#12960697
106 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48413) - you deserved it (7518)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17886) - you deserved it (32542)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35152) - you deserved it (3400)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
150 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
179 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

#9037500
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25485) - you deserved it (3593)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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