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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML

#6166479 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (17019) - you deserved it (1421)

On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

#6116974 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (15472) - you deserved it (2967)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

#6072093 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (3294)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

#6069368 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (6206) - you deserved it (10891)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

#6055815 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (12031) - you deserved it (3203)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

#6045813 (30)

I agree, your life sucks (10127) - you deserved it (1776)

On 10/28/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by LadySteph12 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)