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Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML

#122918
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77038) - you deserved it (6312)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Dr. Virgin (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29093) - you deserved it (4591)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20300) - you deserved it (43225)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17361) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12973) - you deserved it (64897)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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