Cloudy

Search for a member

Cloudy

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 65912
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Cloudy's page activity

Visits<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:20pm<b>YDISM</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 1:45pm<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 3:04am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:00pm<b>WJM505</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 10:30pm<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 3:44pm<b>am1717</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 1:01am<b>Zatert</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:51am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:41pm<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:22pm<b>siyca</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:23pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 1:57pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 2:05pm<b>julako</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:09pm<b>Morras</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:16am<b>joco4</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:22pm<b>colinabi</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:03pm<b>C7</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:50pm

Fucked!<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:45am<b>maddypressonn</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:03pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:35am

Cloudy's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Cloudy's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

by MouseChaser / 11/26/2009 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 12:15am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

by CombatShadow45 / 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

by xkellybabyyx / 11/24/2009 at 8:05pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML

by Oddity_C / 11/24/2009 at 8:00pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

by DayamyWuzHere / 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

by blowinchunks / 11/24/2009 at 1:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

by pigglepigglepiggle / 11/23/2009 at 9:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

by Yue / 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

by TheGirl / 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I found out that some men think it's ok to clip their fingernails, at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2009 at 5:13am / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Washington) / Animals