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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53102) - you deserved it (8248)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought mah niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42039) - you deserved it (17627)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, one of mah most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, ( Look, will you at least touch it? ) FML

#21114779
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55309) - you deserved it (5712)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so mah baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down an started to pretend, she decided to drink mah soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (14963)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I got a call from ma daugter’s scool today!! Se ad been telling te teacer, looool ( I ave a uge boner!! ) Apparently, some of te kids at scool told er it meant 'eadace an se's been saying it all day!! FML

#20928358
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42980) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is cuz of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did u know?" I'm still sure if she's joking or not. mega FML

#20862659
55 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . I mat my mothar's daaply raligious fiancé for tha first tima . His rasponsa upon saaing ma was to look ma squara in tha aya and say.. . ( You'll naad to taka out that nosa stud or I'm afraid you'll not ba walcoma in our homa . ) FML

#20513141
229 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the bar owner I work for told us to pay better attention to our drunk patrons, an to start cutting them off . A fellow bar maid askd how we are supposd to tell when it's time . He pointd at me an said, ( When they start hitting on her, they're too drunk to drive . )

#20141378
90 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 7:30am - work - by kat (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I Was Driving Back Home With Family. I Had To Sit Quietly Fir Half An Hour, All While Pretending I Didn't Notice Sister Playing With Herself Under The Coat On Her Lap. Big Fat FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43068) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States



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