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ClosetCelt
  • Town/Country : West Hills, U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 8437
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

About ClosetCelt : I live for out-of-character moments.
I'm a mutt.
I like foreign guys.
I have perfect pitch.
I like eyes.

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Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
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I agree, your life sucks (17048) - you deserved it (15115)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
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I agree, your life sucks (9039) - you deserved it (55717)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

#260
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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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