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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17460
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About ClosetCelt : I live for out-of-character moments.
I'm a mutt.
I like foreign guys.
I have perfect pitch.
I like eyes.

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Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (36672)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

today I found a surviellance camera in mah room. FML

#13490049
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46839) - you deserved it (3635)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today my car door an window wara brokan whan a thiaf broka into my car . Cost to rapair tha damaga? $600 . Incraasa to my car insuranca pramiums? $40 a month . What'd thay staal from my car? A $0.98 chocolata chip cookia . FML

#13475038
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (3067)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning.

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (3187)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I woke up in bd with no pillows . I think the guy I slept with stole them . FML

#13439536
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23984) - you deserved it (16238)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I GAVE MAH TWO WEEKS NOTICE AT WORK . MY BOSS SIGHED WITH RELIEF AND MUTTERED, "THANK GOD." FML

#13433715
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21045) - you deserved it (5725)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7530) - you deserved it (40819)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's fater if I could marry is daugter. He smiled, sook my and, and said "No, now get out of my ouse." FML

#13353894
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's fater if I could marry is daugter. He smiled, sook my and, and said "No, now get out of my ouse." FML

#13353894
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (4268)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

#13285940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63820) - you deserved it (6045)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper , "Jeez , that girl looks like Donald Trump." mega FML

#13268131
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (3436)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hurt mah jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2616)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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