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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12893
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

About ClosetCelt : I live for out-of-character moments.
I'm a mutt.
I like foreign guys.
I have perfect pitch.
I like eyes.

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Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12961) - you deserved it (35706)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46614) - you deserved it (3623)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37982) - you deserved it (7989)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

#13475038
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (3057)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36591) - you deserved it (3174)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

#13439536
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22584) - you deserved it (15662)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

#13433715
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20889) - you deserved it (5712)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6926) - you deserved it (38920)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (8152)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39553) - you deserved it (4256)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39553) - you deserved it (4256)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68913) - you deserved it (7755)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63589) - you deserved it (6024)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (3315)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30592) - you deserved it (2546)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)



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