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ClockworkHeart

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Han1156</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 2:33pm<b>OhNoAGhost</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 12:34am<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 3:03pm<b>arabe30</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 1:44pm<b>Istah</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 3:08am

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ClockworkHeart's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice are now frozen into the power port, and I can't get the charger in. FML

by merrr / 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

by irony / 08/16/2009 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Health