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Clober

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Clober

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Clober : Hey, I'm Chloe! My hobbies include but are not limited to: reading, writing, playing guitar, saying sarcastic things, spider solitaire, binge-watching shows and movies, and baking. Got more questions? Knock yourself out and message me...I don't bite!

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Fucked!<b>Kira_the_killer</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:38am

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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (156) - you deserved it (35)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (3017)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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