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Today... mah mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. mega FML

#14985467
150 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, one mah friends did. All mah crying gave me a headache, so I askd mah boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea cuz mah boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. fat FML

#14147287
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52500) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML

#13937569
127 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilet were, so trid to do the ( stand and poo. ) Unfortunately, I slippd and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realizd there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (33697)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

I am 3 months pregnant . While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend fartd loudly and filld the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table . He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment . FML

#13777689
175 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was disciplining one of my student 4 beavior an e startd to roll is eyes every time I was trying to teac te lesson. So I treatend to write im up. After looking closely at te student I realizd e as a lazy roaming eye. Fml

#13555511
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On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused hen the werdest and quietest kid leans over mah shoulder and says "I'd burn u frst..." and winks. real FML

#13455190
39 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I was riding on mah usual bus,hen I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, an said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, an yur head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." fat FML

#6456291
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8386) - you deserved it (41299)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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