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ClingyOtter
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (2142)

On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
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I agree, your life sucks (46325) - you deserved it (7240)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (9292)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

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137 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

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191 comments

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