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Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)



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