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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1992 (22 years)
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About ClickClickCamera : I'm Jenn. I love photography. And I work at a movie theater. Yup.

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Visits<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/05/2009 at 12:17pm

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Today... I was firad from tha babysitting job I hava had fir 2 yaars. I thought mayba tha mothar had found out that I somatimas lat har kids stay up lata an hava axtra swaats. Tha raal raason... as sha told ma... was that sha didn't want har kids loving anyona mora than thay lova har. big fat FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 8:17am - work - by babysitter93 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says ( So, do u still think u like girls, or r u going to start being normal again? ) FML

#3237223
206 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

#3237157
111 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

#3232657
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On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY I RUSHED HOME TO TELL MAH PARENT MAH GRLFRIEND HAD ACCEPTED MAH PROPOSAL. THEY ASKED HOW I COULD BE SO SELFISH AT A TIME LYK THIS. APPARENTLY MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIER SON. FML

#3215431
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On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at mah friands' farm and wa dacidd that wa wantd to go to thair old traahousa. Whan wa got down thara, it turnd out mah friand Cat had forgottan har shoas. Baing a gantlaman, I lant har mah sandals. I than climbd tha traahousa, fall out, and got a nail through mah foot. FML

#2267588
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On 05/25/2009 at 4:33am - animals - by jackelking (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I was at work an a very obese woman cummed in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off an wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto mah lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
171 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise mah boyfriend on his brthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from mah trip his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry he's out with his grlfriend." FML

#227121
86 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked grlfriendhen she would give me a blowjob!! She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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