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CleverBotluvver
  • Town/Country : Detroit, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CleverBotluvver : I am a writer, I likes to draw, I love anime (I know, I'm a dork :P) and i Hate my dad

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35926) - you deserved it (7753)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (4580)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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