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Clearsky18
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 3506
  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38280) - you deserved it (1572)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (16914)

On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)



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