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TODAY, MY CELL PHONE WAS STOLEN. I WORK IN A MORGUE. BY MYSELF. OBVIOUSLY IT WASN'T STOLEN BY ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE. FML

#4154850
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (3815)

On 07/30/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by emily (woman) - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66992) - you deserved it (4390)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

#4070299
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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably an talking to her friend during the movie. This continud throughout the movie, ruining it. I turnd an whisperd to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder an yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool... I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. mega FML

#3911063
95 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 6:39pm - misc - by loser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah sister an I got fittd fir bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off mah bright pink thong an left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman cummd out of the room holding mah thong. She had trid it on. FML

#2867834
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45074) - you deserved it (9914)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by anonymous1 - United States (California)

Today, my mom informd me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church fir my wedding ceremony cuz she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

#2357341
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (4332)

On 05/27/2009 at 9:40pm - animals - by KitKat270 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291844) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145915) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I SIGND UP FIR AN ONLINE DATING SITE. AFTER COMPLETING THERE PERSONALITY QUIZ, I SET THE DISTANCE TO A 60 MILE RADIUS OF WHERE I LIVE. THEN TO THE COUNTRY. THEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD. I GOT NO MATCHES FIR ANY OF THE SETTINGS. FML

#555846
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115953) - you deserved it (15625)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:38pm - love - by Rajin (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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