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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 615
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About Clamcreepy : When you make it to the first page of a FML story your "thumbs up" increase by 30%. Any page after that it's decrease by 15%. Don't you just love the feeling you get when you hit a home run with a good comment on FML? But I always say what I want so hate it or love.

No you can not message me because iPhone don't allow that kind foolery.

Fuck you grammar Nazi! You'll never catch me!

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