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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ClaireWinchester : Hey (: I'm Claire, I'm an atheist, I love anime, Evanescence, Meg and Dia, My Chemical Romance (please come back, my life means nothing without you), Avenged Sevenfold, Sleeping with Sirens, Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil, and I'm an artist :D

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Today, my boyfriend's freshly-repainted car got keyed. He's literally more of an inconsolable wreck now than he was when his own mother passed away last year. When I tried hinting that he was overreacting, he told me to go to hell. FML


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