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ClaireB9
  • Town/Country : San Diego, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (164163) - you deserved it (32119)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (368641) - you deserved it (70014)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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