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ClaireB9
  • Town/Country : San Diego, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128430) - you deserved it (24231)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (251882) - you deserved it (53711)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (690)

I agree, your life sucks (342620) - you deserved it (22937)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)