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Claire83
  • Town/Country : Cambridge, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 May 1983 (30 years)
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Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)



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