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Cj4132
  • Town/Country : Brazil
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About Cj4132 : My names Andrew kik me anytime andrew715867 have a good day

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Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

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