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Cj4132

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Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55391) - you deserved it (5715)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9634) - you deserved it (41183)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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