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I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

#20135671
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On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
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On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, WHILE AT WORK, I HELPED EX-HUSBAND PICK OUT A RING FIR THE GIRL HE CHEATED ON ME WITH. FML

#20082014
157 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Yesterday... my mom turned off all internet access in our house cuz she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

#20069788
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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

#20069063
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On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I figured out how serious mah wieght problem really ishen mah boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

#20067540
240 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Yesterday Fater Bet Me $200 Tat Since Boyfriend Is "suc A Stupid Sit," E Wouldn't Be Able To Locate Paraguay On A Map!! I Gladly Acceptd Te Bet!! Not Only Did E Not Know Were It Is, E Actually Accusd Us Of Making Te Country Up!! FML

#20063309
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On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

Today, I told my husband that I'm tred of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

#20062989
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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me looool because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got raar-andad!! An old woman got out an cama ovar to mah car window!! I thought sha was coming to apologiza an trada insuranca companias!! Instaad, sha pourad har soda on mah haad, ran back into har car, an drova away!! FML

#20050170
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On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. looool His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand y that's weird. FML

#20050023
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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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