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Cinn

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Cinn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19836
  • Number of comments : 3013
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cinn : Hi, I'm a Chemistry Uni student and I seem to spend my time working, reading/writing, playing pool, chatting, or going out with friends.

These are the Unspoken rules of FML I got written and can fit into the character count.
#1 - You do not talk about this rule.
#2 - You do not talk about this rule either.
#3 - Never argue with the Mods, you will only lose.
#4 – Trolls are best if ignored, however it's more fun to treat them like they deserve.
#5 - Perdix very rarely says anything seriously. However, what he says goes.
#6 - Snickerdoodles is FML's leading Grammar Nazi. (Temporarily mislaid due to mother's orders)
#7 - ThreadJacking happens, deal with it.
#8 - You will be cynical once you have been around long enough to recognise people's names.
#9 - We know the FML might be fake, but it's more fun to pretend it isn't.
#10 - Some topics will spark off epic debates/bitch arguments because of their sensitivity. (These include religion, weight and vegetarianism/veganism).

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Cinn's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

#8292337
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32208) - you deserved it (4012)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

#8286568
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (2165)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31772) - you deserved it (7110)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9829) - you deserved it (35376)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

#8232410
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40299) - you deserved it (2213)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

#8219030
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20964) - you deserved it (6130)

On 02/13/2010 at 7:29pm - work - by firedofbirthday - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

#8177563
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (1549)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30942) - you deserved it (7291)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1214781) - you deserved it (127477)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
788 comments

I agree, your life sucks (815257) - you deserved it (89204)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30575) - you deserved it (16968)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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