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Cinn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21274
  • Number of comments : 3013
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cinn : Hi, I'm a Chemistry Uni student and I seem to spend my time working, reading/writing, playing pool, chatting, or going out with friends.

These are the Unspoken rules of FML I got written and can fit into the character count.
#1 - You do not talk about this rule.
#2 - You do not talk about this rule either.
#3 - Never argue with the Mods, you will only lose.
#4 – Trolls are best if ignored, however it's more fun to treat them like they deserve.
#5 - Perdix very rarely says anything seriously. However, what he says goes.
#6 - Snickerdoodles is FML's leading Grammar Nazi. (Temporarily mislaid due to mother's orders)
#7 - ThreadJacking happens, deal with it.
#8 - You will be cynical once you have been around long enough to recognise people's names.
#9 - We know the FML might be fake, but it's more fun to pretend it isn't.
#10 - Some topics will spark off epic debates/bitch arguments because of their sensitivity. (These include religion, weight and vegetarianism/veganism).

Cinn's page activity

Visits<b>rinzlerkitty94</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Oihana</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 12:16pm<b>stricker30</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 9:02am<b>djrodcol</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 6:21pm<b>WellCrap5189</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 1:57am<b>hare</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 8:56am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 12:27am<b>Zeldawarriorxo</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 11:35pm<b>quazimozart</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 5:40pm<b>AmericanBadAss</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 3:39am<b>hellobobismyname</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 6:23am<b>weedle99</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>gar2014</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 3:27pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 2:49am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 2:35pm<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 4:42pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 12:14pm<b>Ecudaniel</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 7:44pm

Fucked!<b>rinzlerkitty94</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Zeldawarriorxo</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 5:35am<b>weedle99</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 11:18pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 5:38pm<b>jasonrellet</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 7:27pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 11:37pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 10:08pm<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 4:43am<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:41pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:26pm<b>Wheelman2178</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:50am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:12pm<b>gunnstreet</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:51am<b>awkwardtico</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 3:28am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:37pm<b>dusthar</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 2:37am<b>Misskreher</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 10:38pm

Cinn's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Cinn's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

by K_M / 08/23/2010 at 12:18am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Kids

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

by Tired / 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

by photonut13 / 07/15/2010 at 6:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

by alejandro38 / 07/11/2010 at 10:44am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

by thanksalot / 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm / United States / Love

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

by Patrick / 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

by kaitlin / 02/19/2010 at 1:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

by loveless / 02/18/2010 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

by kippis05 / 02/17/2010 at 12:03am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

by batter--up / 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

by anonymous / 02/15/2010 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

by Mary / 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

by Ashlee / 02/15/2010 at 10:21am / United States / Love