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Cinn

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Cinn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18625
  • Number of comments : 3013
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cinn : Hi, I'm a Chemistry Uni student and I seem to spend my time working, reading/writing, playing pool, chatting, or going out with friends.

These are the Unspoken rules of FML I got written and can fit into the character count.
#1 - You do not talk about this rule.
#2 - You do not talk about this rule either.
#3 - Never argue with the Mods, you will only lose.
#4 – Trolls are best if ignored, however it's more fun to treat them like they deserve.
#5 - Perdix very rarely says anything seriously. However, what he says goes.
#6 - Snickerdoodles is FML's leading Grammar Nazi. (Temporarily mislaid due to mother's orders)
#7 - ThreadJacking happens, deal with it.
#8 - You will be cynical once you have been around long enough to recognise people's names.
#9 - We know the FML might be fake, but it's more fun to pretend it isn't.
#10 - Some topics will spark off epic debates/bitch arguments because of their sensitivity. (These include religion, weight and vegetarianism/veganism).

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Cinn's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Cinn's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32717) - you deserved it (17106)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58864) - you deserved it (3402) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

#13733165
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28634) - you deserved it (4263)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:04am - health - by jamiedevin (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

#13634091
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26323) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - love - by lovegotmehung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

#13567448
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33174) - you deserved it (2341)

On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (4499)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75135) - you deserved it (3321)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (3922)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (3171)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68817) - you deserved it (7746)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

#13287891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35678) - you deserved it (2538)

On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

#13223944
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (2733)

On 09/27/2010 at 5:06pm - work - by FoxyManicLiar - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (6794)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

#13126825
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47793) - you deserved it (21113)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41857) - you deserved it (2680)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)



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