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About Cinn : Hi, I'm a Chemistry Uni student and I seem to spend my time working, reading/writing, playing pool, chatting, or going out with friends.
These are the Unspoken rules of FML I got written and can fit into the character count.
#1 - You do not talk about this rule.
#2 - You do not talk about this rule either.
#3 - Never argue with the Mods, you will only lose.
#4 – Trolls are best if ignored, however it's more fun to treat them like they deserve.
#5 - Perdix very rarely says anything seriously. However, what he says goes.
#6 - Snickerdoodles is FML's leading Grammar Nazi. (Temporarily mislaid due to mother's orders)
#7 - ThreadJacking happens, deal with it.
#8 - You will be cynical once you have been around long enough to recognise people's names.
#9 - We know the FML might be fake, but it's more fun to pretend it isn't.
#10 - Some topics will spark off epic debates/bitch arguments because of their sensitivity. (These include religion, weight and vegetarianism/veganism).
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
Friday 17 October 2014