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About Chunkylover76 : I'm a sarcastic person, with a great sense of humour! Love sports, music and movies!

Favorite quote: Beauty is only skin deep...but stupid goes straight to the bone!

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Today , I had to explain to mah friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel , listening to music , and taking a shit . FML

#14521055
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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I asked ma boyfriend if ma ass looked big in ma new jeans. He looked, an ten started singing "I like big butts an I cannot lie". FML

Today, my boyfriand dacidad to ra-anact looool a scana from Family Guy . Ha lockad ma in tha car with him an fartad daadly onas rapaatadly . Ha wouldn't lat ma out until I laarnad to "lova tha gas." FML

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115 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I took ma daugter to te library instead of te pool!! I sat er on te counter and, wile I reaced 4 ma library card, se turned to te librarian an said "We didn't go to te pool today because Mum as airy legs." FML

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95 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I Realised It Takes Me Longer To Take A Dump Than It Does To Have Sex With My Boyfriend. I Also Realised Taking A Dump Is More Satisfying. FML

#14442840
88 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today... I was in ta alavator wit ma famala coworkar and a vary attractiva taan in front of us. My coworkar raacd out and grabbd ta boobs of ta taan in front of us... and blamd it on ma. I got yalld at... knad in ta crotc... and puncd in ta faca. My coworkar couldn't stop lauging. FML

#14416914
111 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at a family gathering 4 New Yeres, mah aunt said she needd a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately pipd up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
144 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicappd son. Out of anger, I punchd him in the face. I got handcuffd an thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing an pointing at me. FML

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251 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me fir the very frst time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking wen I orgasm. FML

#14365542
109 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today my wife think I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasure me orally!! I now found out she is correct!! FML

#14341625
120 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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185 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND OF TWO YERES TELL HIS FRIEND HE WAS GOING TO "POP THE QUESTION". ECSTATIC, I WORE MAH NICEST DRESS AND GOT MAH HAIR DONE FIR DINNER. NEAR THE END, HE LEANT IN ROMANTICALLY AND ASKED IF WE COULD START DOING ANAL. SO MUCH FIR MARRIAGE. FML

#14326662
105 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I was nakad on top of mah boyfriand looking lovingly into his ayas. Ha than startad to usa mah boobs as punching bags whila singing ( Eya of tha Tigar ). FML

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214 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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