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Today, I Fell Asleep While Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex. What's Worse Is That He Didn't Even Notice. FML

#20910165
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49761) - you deserved it (13350)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

yesterday I woke up to my cat slowly dragging er paw looool across my face. I opend my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inc from my face. It was still twitcing. FML

#20908715
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42982) - you deserved it (3602)

On 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by animal lover... -

Today while in bed my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said "Bad fat" then pointed to my boobs and said "Good fat." fat FML

#20906869
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52817) - you deserved it (7308)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

#20901637
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52611) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63571) - you deserved it (26416)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma obese moter-in-law took er top off at our pool party, exposing er sagging breasts. Wen I told er to cover erself, se liftd er breasts, turnd tem inwards, and squeezd tem togeter wile staring me in te eyes. looool Se kept doing tis on and off fir te next two ours. FML

#20872521
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46682) - you deserved it (4630)

On 09/08/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , I found out mah kids only remember mah brthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

#20871062
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (5197)

On 09/07/2013 at 4:22am - kids - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I Got Yallad At By My Mom For Not Baing Surprisad Anoug At My Surprisa Birtday Party. Sa'd Told Ma About Itila Drunk Ta Nigt Bafora. FML

#20870923
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42559) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States

Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML

#20869383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57814) - you deserved it (4139)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

today my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stoppd and offerd to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulld down my tank top and screamd ( Boobies! ) right in front of the officer.

#20862202
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41835) - you deserved it (3681)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

2day my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend cuz she has a ( sixth sense ) about these things. I'm too embarrassd to tell her I'm desperately single an the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

#10966986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27624) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by single and not mingling - Canada (Ontario)



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