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Chumbowamba's favorite FMLs
by Sleepy head / 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm / United States / Intimacy
by animal lover... / 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm / Animals
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by meens42 / 09/30/2013 at 4:04am / United States / Kids
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Sean / 09/07/2013 at 4:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by areyoukiddingme / 09/07/2013 at 12:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
by embarrassedmom / 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML
by single and not mingling / 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
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