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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 74
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Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19626) - you deserved it (4195)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35281) - you deserved it (4940)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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